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  1. X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)5.4/10. And when I thought it couldn't get any worse... I wish the X-Men could send me back in time to when this movie wasn't made. Character development is completely thrown out the window and the plot is filled with holes and gaps. The only redeeming quality is the cast.
  2. The Wolverine (2013)6.0/10. The action was kind of fun but mostly lackluster. Not only are the characters poorly written but the subplots are never fully explained. My least favorite part was when Hugh Jackman got together with a woman 17 years younger than him.
  3. X-Men: First Class (2011)6.7/10. What are we, some kind of first class of X-Men?
  4. X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)5.3/10. This is what happens when you make a movie with 110% manpower. What's funny is that the underlying plot is surprisingly close to his comic origins, but the poor character writing and bad CGI really take you out of it.
  5. X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)6.1/10. The budget got even higher and the story lost two dimensions. There's a lot of special effects and action just because the movie can have them.
  6. X2 (X-Men United) (2003)7.7/10. This is a genuinely great movie and a great continuation from the first movie. The budget is much higher, the characters are more interesting, the plot has more interesting turns, the fight scenes more action-packed, and Magneto is even sassier than before. They also did a surprisingly good job covering their bases for plot holes.
  7. X-Men (2000)7.2/10. So many childhood memories flooded back to me while watching. It's pretty clunky and I can tell the budget wasn't really there for this movie but it was kind of funny and the character banter was fun. The practical effects are kind of bad and we still don't know how Magneto made his machine or how it actually works, but it's pretty good as far as the first movie for an X-Men adaptation goes.
  8. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)5.8/10. All the characters lost their development from the first movie (if they even had any). Reed is the smartest man alive and a terrible partner, Johnny suddenly needs a woman to satisfy him, and Sue is so down bad for Reed for some reason. The plot got kind of boring after a while.
  9. Fantastic Four (2005)6.9/10. This is the epitome of early 2000s CGI superhero movies. I love that Doom's entire villain motivation is basically just "I love being bad". Otherwise, the adaptation is pretty faithful.